Thursday, February 28, 2008

Ben Franklin had syphilis

He did, you know. Oh, and Major League Soccer announced today that Philadelphia would be awarded the league's 16th franchise in 2010. 

According to the MLS press release, the fan-boosted bid for a team was finally accepted, shortly after former MetroStars GM Nick Sakiewicz added his considerable weight to the project (no, I'm not calling him fat), but the real driving force behind the bid was the Philly supporter's group Sons of Ben.




"The 'Sons of Ben' are what's great about the sport of soccer," Sakiewicz said. "Look at the excitement they're bringing and the team isn't even going to play a game for two years. It's just phenomenal. I think the excitement generated by this franchise and all the development surrounding it will also generate strong ticket sales. We're all very excited."


The team will be holding a contest soon to allow fans to pick the name of the club and let me go on the record now to say that this is a stupid idea -- unless you narrow down the list to four acceptable names ahead of time (see poll). Some names of soccer clubs in Philly's past and present: Philadelphia Atoms, Philadelphia Fury, Philadelphia Charge, Philadelphia Kixx, and Philadelphia Freedom (ugh).

Last August, I chided Seattle (who will receive an expansion team in 2009) for their weak fan support, and I made mention of my respect for the SOBs in Philly. So, congrats you crazy bastards.

Now, here's a drunk guy explaining the history behind the real son of Ben Franklin:

Friday, February 8, 2008

DC, Colorado make historic trade!!!

Major League Soccer is reporting a historic trade has been finalized between Colorado and DC United.

Reports are sketchy, but TYH's sources have acquired the following photo evidence that proves that the rumors are true: DC United have traded "Talon the Eagle" to the Colorado Rapids.

Rumors about a possible deal have been floating around MLS ever since the Rapids decided to hire "Chemical Accident Larry" as their official mascot back in 1996 (seen here dousing two children in the corrosive chemical Magnesium Sulfate). The details of the trade have not been released, but sources say that it included a box of Triscuits and coupon for a free back rub.

Oh, and DC traded former MLS MVP Christian Gomez to the Rapids for an undisclosed sum of money and draft picks.

MLS announces 2008 schedule

The Major League Soccer season is just about seven weeks away, with TFC and Columbus kicking things off at Crew Stadium on March 29th.

But if you can't wait till then, the MLS Cup champion Houston Dynamo and the attention-grabbing Los Angeles Galaxy will be participating in the Pan-Pacific Championship (PPC) starting on February 20. at Aloha Stadium in Hawaii.

Along with the Dynamo and Galaxy, the Yamazaki Nabisco Cup Champion Gamba Osaka from the J.League and an Australian A-League club to be determined will participate.

Here is the complete schedule provided by ESPNnet.com.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Bradley's boys lack preparation

Maybe the last post should have read: Bradley almost gets it right.

Goals by Oguchi Onyewu and Jozy Altidore were equalized by Mexico's Jonny Magallon (didn't Magallon fight Godzilla?) and a Clint Dempsey goal was disallowed, as the Nats drew 2-2 with Mexico at Reliant Stadium in Houston, Texas.

Almost as if to spite me, following my praise of his selections, Bradley demonstrated that while he may have done a better job preparing the roster, his preparation of the team was truly awful.

The backline of the U.S. was a disorganized mess throughout the match, especially on set pieces, and if it wasn't for a Monk-like performance (see movie Mean Machine) by Timmy Howard, the home side would have been embarassed.

Some of their troubles can be attributed to a lack of practice time as a group, but that is something that every national team coach must deal with. And some certainly deal with it better than others.

In addition, to poor marking on set pieces. The midfield was terrible. While I am a Ricardo Clark supporter, the 'du boys (Adu and Edu) needed to get into the match sooner. We lacked creativity in our attack and Mexico exploited our inability to maintain possession. Drew Moor's deep cross to Altidore for the U.S.'s second goal was a perfect pass, but the first goal was essentially a volleyball set by Landon Donovan that Gooch was able to place past the keeper. It was really a busted play and a defensive lapse by Mexico.

I make no bones about it. I'm an Freddy Adu supporter. But even if you feel he is overrated, you would be hard pressed to deny that his entrance into the game gave the U.S. better build up and better possession. As for the Eddie Lewis sighting, why, oh why, is this guy on the roster. He is absolutely terrible. And don't get me started about Ramiro Corrales.

Despite the fact that this game should have ended 3-2 (since Dempsey's goal was ridiculously disallowed for a phantom offside call by Guatemalan referee Carlos Batres), Bradley hasn't proved that he can incorporate an effective offensive or defensive system. He has some truly gifted attack-minded players and he seems to handcuff them to a punt-and-run, college-style attack. Here's his take on the game from ussoccer.com:

"These kind of games are what the players look forward to and as coaches, we understand that we need this kind of games in order to look hard at our players and our team to find things that we need to improve ... We gain experience against a very good team in an atmosphere that was loud and in a great stadium. We talk about big games, and in terms of understanding how to play in those big matches, tonight was an excellent example."


The only thing that this match was an example of was poor preparation, which is a product of poor coaching, and a change must be made prior to qualification or we'll continue to see "excellent examples" and poor results.

Scoring Summary:USA – Oguchi Onyewu (Landon Donovan) 30th minute
MEX – Jonny Magallon (Pavel Pardo) 35.
USA – Jozy Altidore (Drew Moor) 40.
MEX – Jonny Magallon (Carlos Salcido) 47.

Lineups:
USA: 1-Tim Howard; 21-Drew Moor, 3-Carlos Bocanegra (capt.), 22-Oguchi Onyewu, 6-Ramiro Corrales; 10-Landon Donovan, 13-Ricardo Clark (Maurice Edu, 79), 4-Michael Bradley (5-Benny Feilhaber, 63), 15-Bobby Convey (7-Eddie Lewis, 70); 9-Jozy Altidore, 8-Clint Dempsey (19-Freddy Adu, 63)

MEX: 1-Guillermo Ochoa; 2-Jonny Magallon, 3-Carlos Salcido (14-Fausto Pinto, 59) 4-Rafael Marquez (capt.), 5-Israel Castro; 6-Gerado Torrado, 7-Fernando Arce (18-Cesar Villaluz, 90+), 8-Pavel Pardo, 11-Carlos Vela (16-Giovanni Dos Santos, 71); 9-Antonio De Nigris (15-Juan Carlos Cacho, 67), 10-Adolfo Bautista (17-Antonio Naelson, 71)

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Bradley gets it right vs. Mexico

Bob Bradley finally got it right. Perhaps only a handful of names will change from this roster when the US finally enters World Cup qualification. Now the interesting part: Who will start?

GOALKEEPERS: Brad Guzan (Chivas USA), Tim Howard (Everton FC).

DEFENDERS: Carlos Bocanegra (Fulham FC), Ramiro Corrales (SK Brann), Drew Moor (FC Dallas), Oguchi Onyewu (Standard de Liege), Michael Parkhurst (New England Revolution), Heath Pearce (Hansa Rostock), Eddie Robinson (Houston Dynamo).

MIDFIELDERS: Freddy Adu (SL Benfica), Michael Bradley (SC Heerenveen), Ricardo Clark (Houston Dynamo), Bobby Convey (Reading FC), Brad Davis (Houston Dynamo), Maurice Edu (Toronto FC), Benny Feilhaber (Derby County), Stuart Holden (Houston Dynamo), Eddie Lewis (Derby County).

FORWARDS: Jozy Altidore (New York Red Bulls), Clint Dempsey (Fulham FC), Landon Donovan (Los Angeles Galaxy), Pat Noonan (Aalesund FK).

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