Major League Soccer is reporting a historic trade has been finalized between Colorado and DC United.
Reports are sketchy, but TYH's sources have acquired the following photo evidence that proves that the rumors are true: DC United have traded "Talon the Eagle" to the Colorado Rapids.
Rumors about a possible deal have been floating around MLS ever since the Rapids decided to hire "Chemical Accident Larry" as their official mascot back in 1996 (seen here dousing two children in the corrosive chemical Magnesium Sulfate). 
The details of the trade have not been released, but sources say that it included a box of Triscuits and coupon for a free back rub.
Oh, and DC traded former MLS MVP Christian Gomez to the Rapids for an undisclosed sum of money and draft picks.
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Friday, February 8, 2008
DC, Colorado make historic trade!!!
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Actually, the Rapids have decided to invest in not one silly mascot, but 4. So that eagle was around last year and is simply a rip off of the DC United mascot.
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