"Tyrannosaurus rex with hemorrhoids"

Check out this new blog called Hudsonia devoted to the weird and wacky commentating of former Miami Fusion and DC United head coach Ray Hudson.

A few highlights from Hudson's work with Gol TV:

"Barcelona were like a three pound chicken trying to lay a four pound egg .... just constipated in front of goal."

"I had the pleasure of meeting Carlos Puyol when we ran into Barcelona's team, Hristo Stoichkov was playing with us for DC United, and I lent Carlos my World Soccer magazine, I remember. Never got the bugger back, either."

"Lady Luck showed her big, ugly, fat, cellulite-laden backside to Betis, and smiled a lovely, diamond grin at Real Madrid here tonight."

"He couldn't help himself, just had, basically, an orgasm after he scored."

"Didn't lead to anywhere in the end, but I tell you what, I got a physical arousal from watching Bojan there." (is there a theme developing here? - TYH)

"The Russians wiped the floor with the most overrated international team, based on the most overrated individual footballers, based out of the most overrated domestic league in world international football - England, the premiership, and the rest of that sorry shower called England. Pathetic."

Also check out BigSoccer's "The Ray Hudson Quote Thread"

About a minute into the video and it's classic Ray