The Yankee Hooligan is back!

TYH is back! It is clear that with the recent assassination of poor Claudio Reyna (a.k.a., Captain America) that a new beacon of hope for U.S. soccer be—hold on…my helpers are telling me that it was actually the fictional Captain America of Marvel Comics who was murdered, not Claudio Reyna. But, oh no! Reyna’s fate is much worse, it appears, as he must play for the NY Energy Drinks this season, under everybody’s favorite bloated, Long Islander and World Cup-bust Bruce Arena. The Yankee Hooligan, a former soccer media-type, turned masked avenger of U.S. soccer, is back to skewer non-believers and trumpet the righteousness of soccer in America. Be afraid, Shepp Messing, be very afraid.