Rumor mill cranks out a doozy

A rumor floating around cyberspace has actor and certifiable lunatic Tom Cruise buying the Los Angeles Galaxy to help pay the salary of his buddy David Beckham. Quick, check your copies of Dianetics. This must be the sign of the end of days. Yep, here it is: And, lo, the finisher of impossible missions will buy the galaxy and he and the boy of spice will feast upon the masses. Cruise's first plans as owner of the Galaxy are to change the mascot to Xenu Princess Warrior, reaquire former Galaxy player Andrew Shue, who will be given a producer's credit, oh and Chris Albright will be cast into a volcano. Sorry, Chris.
TYH

Here's the Marie Claire article that started it all.