U.S. is better than Brazil (Fun with syllogisms)

The better team wins the match
Mexico beat Brazil 2-0 last night
Therefore, Mexico is better than Brazil

The U.S. beats Mexico 2-1 in the Gold Cup
The U.S. is better than Mexico
Therefore, the U.S. is better than Brazil

See, it's all simple once you break it down. Good luck to our boys facing Argentina tonight! Hopefully, our young, inexperienced squad won't know enough to be intimidated by the likes of Riquelme, Crespo, Cambiasso, etc.

And hopefully they don't read the newspapers: "Argentina the team to beat in Copa America"