Chicago send Red Bulls to pasture

Mr. White (aka Blanco) took care of business against his former coach's new team, as Chicago beat New York 5-1 at Giants Stadium.

Good thing Bob Bradley didn't take Josy Altidore to England with the U.S. national team so he could stay home and get pummeled by Chicago (That was sarcasm. Did you get it, Bob?).

Chad Barrett had two and Chris Rolfe, Cuauhtemoc Blanco and Gonzalo Segares each had one before Altidore managed to pull one back. It was an inauspicious return for former Chicago, now New York, head coach Juan Carlos Osorio to say the least. If the scoreline isn't embarrassing enough, consider that four out of the five goals scored by the Fire came in the second half.